The Omnipotent Empire of The Armed Squirrels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Mighty Acorn with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.407 billion Armed Squirrelsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burrow. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Squirrelsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,179 trillion nuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,290 nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Squirrels's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Armed Squirrels is ranked 9,172^nd in the world and 230^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.65 law-abiding acts per hour.