The Ceòltas Tìrastrāl of Syndic Australia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ardtačta Terizè Milosè Drisècanàč with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.918 billion Tìrastrāleč are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathārcomdāl. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tìrastrālič economy, worth a remarkable 2,907 trillion Astàrcat Dēsičs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 225,042 Astàrcat Dēsičs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syndic Australia's national animal is the Kookaburra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Syndic Australia is ranked 305,430^th in the world and 183^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Fattest Citizens, with 2.95 Obesity Rate.