The Commonwealth of Massatoosits is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.946 billion Massatoosi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostopia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Massatoosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,526 trillion memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 197,751 memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, the Golden Butterfly has a hungry look, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Massatoosits's national animal is the Golden Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Saint Patrick's Day.

Massatoosits is ranked 309,971^st in the world and 189^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.