The Høþßåüçə ẞøçìåłìßþ Rəpübłìç of Dzhongkha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Pronikla Chuchi with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.081 billion Dzhongkhalese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concolor City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dzhongkhalese economy, worth 426 trillion Thalrams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 138,346 Thalrams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in Dzhongkha they're lyin', nude art is becoming wildly popular, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dzhongkha's national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dzhongkha is ranked 300,730^th in the world and 169^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Fattest Citizens, with 4.41 Obesity Rate.