The Isles of Student Loan Debt is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.318 billion Debtians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renart. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Debtian economy, worth 897 trillion Raviolis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,639 Raviolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, the nation leads Democratic Socialist Assembly in per capita stalking, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Student Loan Debt's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Student Loan Debt is ranked 243,269^th in the world and 156^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 12.6 Whatever.