The Socialist Federal Republics of Roshal is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.184 billion Roshans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unslaadhofkiin. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roshan economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion drakars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,072 drakars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roshal's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Roshal is ranked 164,256^th in the world and 261^st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 660 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.