The Valkyrian Imperium of Regna Loreau is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.381 billion Loreauans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freyjafor. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Loreauan economy, worth a remarkable 4,258 trillion Silver Kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,025 Silver Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regna Loreau's national animal is the Valkyrie Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Goddess of the Three Aspects.

Regna Loreau is ranked 7,811^th in the world and 7^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,184.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.