The Profoundly Geometric State of Blutiges Imperium is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Imperator Jangus Roundstone XXVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.289 billion Blutigians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Blutigian Obelisk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Blutiges Imperiumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,646 trillion Imperial Cubes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 255,208 Imperial Cubes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 729,635 per year while the poor average 71,102, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Falling over while singing is a national pastime, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime is a serious problem. Blutiges Imperium's national animal is the Bellator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worshippers of Roundstone.

Blutiges Imperium is ranked 321,814^th in the world and 156^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.