The Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Leader of the Revolution with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.576 billion Bourgeoissians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary Command Council. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bourgeoissian economy, worth a remarkable 3,370 trillion Military Payment Certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,957 Military Payment Certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and chipped paint can see a building condemned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bourgeoiss's national animal is the Bigtopian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Will of the Great Leader.

Bourgeoiss is ranked 308,108^th in the world and 152^nd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Cultured, scoring -90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.