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The Yeetusa

Population3.33 billion

Leaderthe Executive Committee

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.33 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 873 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 262,163 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, Yeetusan-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 112,517th in the world and 153rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,314.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 268thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 767thMost Corrupt Governments: 812thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,132ndMost Avoided: 1,263rdTop
Largest Black Market: 2,655thMost Influential: 2,900thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,045thHighest Average Incomes: 3,083rdRudest Citizens: 3,642ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,910thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,027thNudest: 7,601stMost Efficient Economies: 7,877thLargest Governments: 8,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,173rdMost Secular: 11,736thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,639thHighest Economic Output: 21,570thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,711thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,736th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the region

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