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Most Armed: 3,441stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,888thFattest Citizens: 7,723rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Glory To God, And Strength To The Federation!
Emperor Septimius Augustus
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Castelian Federation

Population1.09 billion

CapitalCastel
LeaderEmperor Septimius Augustus
FaithProtestantism

CurrencyCastelian Mark
AnimalFederal Eagle

The Empire of The Castelian Federation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Septimius Augustus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.09 billion Castelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castel. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Castelian economy, worth 147 trillion Castelian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,330 Castelian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of The Castelian Federation remains pure, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Castelian Federation's national animal is the Federal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Castelian Federation is ranked 49,023rd in the world and 20th in Azure Watester Federation for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 215,563 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Armed: 3,441stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,888thFattest Citizens: 7,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,771stLargest Mining Sector: 8,145thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,504thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,509thMost Devout: 16,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,784thHighest Average Incomes: 18,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,884thLowest Crime Rates: 19,327thMost Developed: 19,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,748thMost Authoritarian: 22,367thMost Efficient Economies: 22,658thMost Conservative: 22,659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,797thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,962nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Castelian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of The Castelian Federation remains pure.
  • : The Castelian Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in The Castelian Federation, the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » The Ruby Ranch Republic, The Waffle Empire, The Legation Provinces, and Castelia.

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