The Empire of Of the war hammer is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by zen with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 17.647 billion war hammerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tarra. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient war hammerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion gold cions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,134 gold cions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acknowledgement of minority groups is usually a Trojan horse, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and ex-cons are paid to remain law-abidingly dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the war hammer's national animal is the griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hail The God Emperor.

Of the war hammer is ranked 263,628^th in the world and 115^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Fattest Citizens, with 6.93 Obesity Rate.