The Kitsune Laeie of Katrzynija is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Va'Laekina Nadie with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The cheerful, devout population of 18.343 billion Katrzynijans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novehinion. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Katrzynijan economy, worth a remarkable 4,641 trillion Paaviran Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,049 Paaviran Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, vaccinations are mandatory, Katrzynija has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katrzynija's national animal is the Tree Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Katrzynija is ranked 304,914^th in the world and 2,866^th in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.26 Obesity Rate.