The Republic of Diutiscla is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chair of the Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.177 billion Diutins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elbestad. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Diutisclan economy, worth 103 trillion Diuti Marcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 87,756 Diuti Marcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown. Diutiscla's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Diutiscla is ranked 264,584^th in the world and 3,456^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -208.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.