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Most Devout: 255thLargest Black Market: 723rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 792nd
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.223 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.223 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,929 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,479 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 21,034th in the world and 24th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 82.12 on the Human Development Index.

Most Devout: 255thLargest Black Market: 723rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 792ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 922ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 928thLargest Mining Sector: 1,084thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,428thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,553rdMost Armed: 1,588thHighest Average Incomes: 1,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,423rdFattest Citizens: 2,434thTop
Most Avoided: 2,639thLargest Retail Industry: 2,688thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,689thMost Efficient Economies: 3,088thHighest Economic Output: 3,108thLowest Crime Rates: 3,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,293rdMost Influential: 4,719thRudest Citizens: 4,816thLargest Governments: 5,270thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,874thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,629thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,980thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,182ndMost Cultured: 14,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,613thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,725thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,552ndMost Developed: 21,034thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,270thMost Conservative: 21,934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,051stLargest Populations: 23,869th
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the region

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