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Most Devout: 271st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 425th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 697th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
Deo et sub Imperatore
Emperor Alexander II the Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.876 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.876 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 288,518 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,645,045 per year while the poor average 24,561, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 175,022nd in the world and 171st in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Inclusive, scoring 5.01 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Devout: 271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 697thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 768thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 859thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 900thLargest Black Market: 938thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,179thLargest Mining Sector: 1,360thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,581stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,654thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,777thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,872ndFattest Citizens: 2,063rdMost Avoided: 2,158thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,298thLargest Retail Industry: 2,392ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,413thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,957thLowest Crime Rates: 4,108thMost Conservative: 4,512thHighest Economic Output: 4,978thMost Influential: 5,154thMost Efficient Economies: 5,197thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,414thRudest Citizens: 5,523rdLargest Governments: 5,637thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,007thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,374thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,184thMost Extreme: 9,673rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,435thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,384thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,944thMost Cultured: 16,090th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the region

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