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Most Devout: 295th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 333rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 883rd
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
Et sanctus de terra FCN
Emperor Alexander II the Great
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.491 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.491 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,060 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 275,061 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,809,992 per year while the poor average 16,269, a ratio of 111 to 1.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and Creeperopolis is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 163,880th in the world and 129th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 47.5 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Devout: 295thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 978thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,009thLargest Black Market: 1,037thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,235thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,693rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,942ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,957thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,991stHighest Average Incomes: 2,041stFattest Citizens: 2,302ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,313thMost Avoided: 2,702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,714thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,147thLowest Crime Rates: 4,428thRudest Citizens: 5,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,235thHighest Economic Output: 5,494thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,593rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,854thMost Influential: 5,945thLargest Governments: 6,145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,920thMost Pro-Market: 7,085thMost Conservative: 7,946thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,791stMost Extreme: 10,468thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,745thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,307th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the region

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