The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.841 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 5,542 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 349,908 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,323 per year while the poor average 4,093, a ratio of 782 to 1.

Big game hunters travel to Creeperopolis to try their hand at shark-shooting, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, children across Creeperopolis are mourning the loss of Santa Claus after the military shot down his sleigh (Creeperopolis has found 7 easter eggs), and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 197^th in the world and 2^nd in The League for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 3.20 million Standard Monetary Units.