The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.223 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,929 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,479 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 21,034^th in the world and 24^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 82.12 on the Human Development Index.