The Galactic Empire of Eldrado is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Mihael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.284 billion Eldradonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldradonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,479 trillion Aurelius Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 409,087 Aurelius Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,368,397 per year while the poor average 90,908, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

A rusted hulk in Eden harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in The League, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eldrado's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eldradonian Christianity.

Eldrado is ranked 542^nd in the world and 3^rd in The League for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,300.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.