The Dictatorship of Yomnomnomnom is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 76 million Yomnomnomnomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yomnomnomnomian economy, worth 5.77 trillion Franks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,952 Franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, leisure is a crime in ski towns, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yomnomnomnom's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yomnomnomnom is ranked 310,752^nd in the world and 244^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.