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Rudest Citizens: 2,126thLargest Retail Industry: 2,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,909th
The United States of
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FirePheonix

Population1.855 billion

CapitalIntelligentsia
LeaderThe Ten Scholars
Faithmongadace

Currencybell
Animallion

The United States of FirePheonix is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Ten Scholars with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.855 billion FirePheonixians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intelligentsia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient FirePheonixian economy, worth 381 trillion bells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 205,863 bells, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, and The Ten Scholars will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FirePheonix's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is mongadace.

FirePheonix is ranked 52,057th in the world and 32nd in The League for Largest Black Market, with 14.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,126thLargest Retail Industry: 2,759thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,909thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,945thFattest Citizens: 4,097thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,700thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,920thSmartest Citizens: 6,087thMost Inclusive: 7,354thLargest Mining Sector: 8,724thMost Efficient Economies: 9,297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,779thHighest Average Incomes: 10,428thNudest: 11,266thMost Cultured: 11,411thHighest Food Quality: 12,489thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,230thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,585thMost Secular: 16,345thTop
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Most Developed: 17,718thLargest Governments: 18,902ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,193rdMost Accessible: 23,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 32,531st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FirePheonix, The Ten Scholars will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in FirePheonix, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in FirePheonix, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : FirePheonix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : FirePheonix voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard"".
  • : Following new legislation in FirePheonix, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Following new legislation in FirePheonix, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in FirePheonix, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Following new legislation in FirePheonix, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : FirePheonix was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".

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