The Free Land of Trolone is a huge, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 951 million Troloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazervøn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The all-consuming Trolonean economy, worth 108 trillion Psychons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,676 Psychons, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolone's national animal is the Green Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolone is ranked 311,843^rd in the world and 205^th in The League for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.98 on the Bus Surprisal Index.