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Fattest Citizens: 2,658thRudest Citizens: 3,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,821st
The Morbidly Obese Citizens of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
Yummy McRib
Droob Russell
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Drewtopia

Population7.274 billion

CapitalDrewtopolis
LeaderDroob Russell

CurrencyDollar
AnimalSweaterausarus

The Morbidly Obese Citizens of Drewtopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Droob Russell with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.274 billion Drewtopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtopolis. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drewtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,362 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drewtopia's national animal is the Sweaterausarus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drewtopia is ranked 89,932nd in the world and 43rd in The League for Most Stationary, with 503.30865704892 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 2,658thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,821stLargest Retail Industry: 4,134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,215thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,558thMost Influential: 7,167thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 13,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,854thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,921stHighest Average Incomes: 16,722ndLargest Mining Sector: 17,417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,631stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,672ndLargest Publishing Industry: 19,690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,040thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,175thLargest Black Market: 20,273rdMost Secular: 23,215thHighest Economic Output: 23,256thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,545thMost Inclusive: 23,804thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,259th
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Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the region

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