Population | 7.274 billion |
Capital | Drewtopolis |
Leader | Droob Russell |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Sweaterausarus |
The Morbidly Obese Citizens of Drewtopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Droob Russell with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.274 billion Drewtopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtopolis. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drewtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,362 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drewtopia's national animal is the Sweaterausarus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Drewtopia is ranked 89,932nd in the world and 43rd in The League for Most Stationary, with 503.30865704892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The Federated Kingdom of Kufard.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The Organized State of Israel and the Sinai.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Sawenia.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The Borderlands of AngelStitch.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Exitodia.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The The Kingdom of targetwest of Targetwest.
- : Drewtopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Drewtopia, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Drewtopia, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
- : Following new legislation in Drewtopia, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Creeperopolis, Osimiria, Qaratoprok, Tosara, Avengis, DragonBorn Clan, RzeczPospolitaya, Pan de Rosas, Fratlandia, Aidax, Targetwest, Exitodia, AngelStitch, Israel and the Sinai, and Kufard.