The Ocelot Senator Emeritus of Xoriet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.342 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 8,823 trillion Saruns a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 348,185 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, Androssi is a police state during international summits, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Kath Zandion Beralis's throne, and pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 291,295^th in the world and 4,142^nd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -746.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.