by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 615th Most Efficient Economies: 694th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 706th
The Ozelot Senator of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.38 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.38 billion Xoritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,596 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Xoriet has found 7 easter eggs), relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 4,322nd in the world and 130th in the Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 232.54 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 615thMost Efficient Economies: 694thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 835thMost Pacifist: 887thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 976thMost Cultured: 1,117thMost Developed: 1,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,655thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,787thHealthiest Citizens: 1,837thNicest Citizens: 1,943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,425thHighest Economic Output: 2,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,792ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,834thSmartest Citizens: 2,982ndLargest Governments: 3,082ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,282ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,319thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,161stMost Inclusive: 4,322ndMost Influential: 4,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,545thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,601stMost Devout: 5,250thLargest Retail Industry: 5,355thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,687thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,902ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,775thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,381stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,947thLargest Populations: 10,157thBest Weather: 10,453rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,709th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 278th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 280th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 489th in the regionMost Stationary: 560th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 577th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 624th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 692nd in the region

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