by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 542nd Most Efficient Economies: 694th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 726th
The Ozelot Prinzessin of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.002 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Prinzessin of Xoriet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.002 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 87.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,227 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,506 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 153,652nd in the world and 6,480th in the Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 52.11 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 542ndMost Efficient Economies: 694thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 726thMost Cheerful Citizens: 923rdMost Pacifist: 1,057thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,067thMost Cultured: 1,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,696thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,901stLowest Crime Rates: 1,908thMost Developed: 2,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,177thNicest Citizens: 2,213thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,811thHighest Economic Output: 2,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,291stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,385thSmartest Citizens: 3,474thLargest Governments: 3,498thHighest Average Incomes: 3,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,708thMost Influential: 3,865thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,046thMost Devout: 5,067thLargest Retail Industry: 5,086thMost Inclusive: 5,138thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,225thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,994thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,073rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,848thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,608thLargest Populations: 10,253rdBest Weather: 11,220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,466thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,877th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 149th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 165th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 230th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 314th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 544th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 556th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 592nd in the regionMost Stationary: 623rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 669th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 688th in the region

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