The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.753 billion Xoriens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 5,478 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,148 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 242,125^th in the world and 5,879^th in the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 17.44 Whatever.