The Queendom of Imperial karen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Karen with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.167 billion Imperial karenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karen. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial karenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Haughts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,806 Haughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial karen's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperial karen is ranked 141,719^th in the world and 2,294^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 10.45 flags saluted per person per day.