The Red Land of Vanitacon Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Dale Roverton with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.389 billion Vanitacans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanencia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vanitacan economy, worth 802 trillion Vanots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,627 Vanots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, President Dale Roverton can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanitacon Republic's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vanitacon Republic is ranked 4,497^th in the world and 114^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.