The Safest in the Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of NovaRain | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.” | |
| 4. |  The Virtual Reality of Anozia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Further beyond imagination” | |
| 5. |  The Tropical Ecotopian Republic of Almanty | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “If you don't control your mind, someone else will” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Federation of the Astral Plane | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Service to all people” | |
| 7. |  The Uptight Democracy of Keon | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “🗣” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Kiaville | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “One for all and all for Kia!” | |
| 9. |  The Stalwart Federation of The Municipalities of Antarctica | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Rarely, is the weakest link at complete fault.” | |
| 10. |  The Cold Personification of Arcti-Chan | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Hello! I'm a Personification of the MoA!” |
