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Nahelia

Population3.413 billion

CapitalRialio
LeaderPaimi Maokumi
FaithPalanotano

CurrencyPalti
AnimalLizard

The Hidden Wonderlands of Nahelia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paimi Maokumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.413 billion Nahelis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rialio. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Naheli economy, worth 669 trillion Paltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,286 Paltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paimi Maokumi's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, mollycoddled youths run the country, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahelia's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Palanotano.

Nahelia is ranked 3,145th in the world and 15th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,014.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Influential: 616thMost Income Equality: 645thBest Weather: 743rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 769thMost Pacifist: 793rdNicest Citizens: 826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 902ndLargest Welfare Programs: 921stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 937thSafest: 997thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,126thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,132ndMost Inclusive: 1,185thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,197thMost Developed: 1,207thHealthiest Citizens: 1,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,254thHighest Food Quality: 1,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,566thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,884thMost Cultured: 1,942ndLargest Governments: 2,572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,913thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,145thSmartest Citizens: 3,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,561stMost Efficient Economies: 4,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,271stMost Devout: 7,925thHighest Average Incomes: 10,950thTop
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Nudest: 16,260thMost Patriotic: 22,075thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,586th
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, Paimi Maokumi's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Typica, Tiralta, Ullrani, St Leone, Estebere, Liphia, Jazur, Serilussark, Antimai, Weirtopia, Tovenia, Araine, Nekhuser-Ra, Tuluni, Mallard, Junitaki-cho, Vikoland, Melenavenia, Nottinghaven, The Star Enpire, Duneraven, Fel Vudos, Vandermeer, Denimz, Honlan, Equity, The Isomarderes, New Ras, Fadnesia, Nangka, Drusayy, Fiverdom, Uwuguaya, Narwhal, Almander, Argyatsova, The Blue Fire, Ethierys, Reformed Anarchist, Lassistan, Socruell, Melior Mundi, Theolica, Floreznia, Szalyland, Antrania, The Merinos, The Ledona, Poquaoi, Ruppelia, and 77 others.Noweyr, Jail Guitar Doors, Jempuz, Letargia, Toothbrush, Sylh Alanor, Daymo, Wodsustein, The Pacific Northwest, Lith Keralia, Pantumaca, Agudo Island, Ban Oldern, Dilectri, Keskea, Portmanteau, Bejeweled Potatoes, Crownedland, Blauwskjold, Refuge Isle, ASEANINDIA, Catiania, Golden gateway, Sinzalia, Free Librarians, Emoti, The Starr of Betelgeuse, Green-space, Frigolia, Izzalia, DutchFormosa, Kush Kush, Lower Mossia, Conyianaland, Monkely, Czinsurz, Skynavian Communes, Vellorim, Dragoder, Waywards Edge, Letheguard, The Fra Epitadozland, Ufrynia, Oakgall, Sovereign and Independent Isolationists, Neo Daria, Adawu, Villagers uninted, ImSaLiA, Holy Bingle, Lekhia, East Coggins, QDR, Friedens Reich, Inaros OPA, Elucubria, Neovilla, Itland, Forgo Regia, Free Democratic Russian Federation, Purple gold, Floofyland, Zalor, Nugget stack, Icelets, West Ladynia, FourCats, Silly Cat Land x3, Everetunga-Hari, Vulles, WrongNation, Talakmakan, Delta Vega IV, FaceEatingSlug, Transbia, Mare Stellarum, and Dragging.

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