The Confederacy of Adawu is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.942 billion Adawuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahné. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Adawuan economy, worth 455 trillion Gons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,679 Gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adawu's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Adawu is ranked 35,833^rd in the world and 148^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,657.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.