The Queendom of Golden gateway is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sophia valentine with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.037 billion Golden gatewayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox's Den. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden gatewayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,486 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, snitches get riches, and rumor has it that Sophia valentine has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden gateway's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Community and State.

Golden gateway is ranked 1,872^nd in the world and 6^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 147.39 law-abiding acts per hour.