The Apocalyptic Hangover of ImSaLiA is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ewis Taan with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.338 billion Imsalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imsalian Capital City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imsalian economy, worth 794 trillion lightning strikes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,827 lightning strikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, criminals are thrown to the b̸͖̱̾o̵̺̰̽y̴̧̋k̵̗̒̉i̴͖̊̃s̸̥͑ͅs̷͓̅e̶͉͒̚r̷s to repay their debt to society, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImSaLiA's national animal is the b̸͖̱̾o̵̺̰̽y̴̧̋k̵̗̒̉i̴͖̊̃s̸̥͑ͅs̷͓̅e̶͉͒̚r̷, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stargazing.

ImSaLiA is ranked 28,174^th in the world and 127^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,626.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.