The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.77 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 5,828 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 328,006 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and racehorses move a lot slower these days. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yodle is ranked 293,645^th in the world and 309^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -42.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.