
| Population | 22.96 billion |
| Capital | Yodle City |
| Leader | Emperor Wuff |
| Faith | Orthodox Yodlism |
| Currency | Gold Bar |
| Animal | Easter bunny |
The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.96 billion Yodleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 8,795 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,073 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle's national animal is the Easter bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.
Yodle is ranked 60th in the world and 1st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Nicest Citizens, with 215.29 average smiles per day.
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Luminality,
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Mjau,
Tripod II,
Mingde,
Old New Ravensburg, Corrinisle,
Ubecia,
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Iluhyoutoo,
New United Common-lands,
Avalonium, Lunistilan,
New Zephyra,
Telvion,
Prachu,
Fetridge,
Voldsoy Ridge,
From New World, Kaidia,
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Larrais,
Toastarian, United Lovervyche,
Envoi,
Bygone Byzantium,
Veneite,
Vlaskal, New Theterrani,
Archannia, Kyrgyzstanistan,
Daybreaks,
Beepitol, and
The Democratic Disney States.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yodle, scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts.
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Yodle, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
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Yodle, lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down.
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Yodle, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
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Yodle, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
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Yodle was endorsed by
The Prime Minister of The Democratic Disney States.
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Yodle, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
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Yodle, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
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Yodle, businesses are required to round down their profits.
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Yodle, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.





































































































