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Yodle was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 516
Least Corrupt Governments: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Valuable International Artwork: 48th
The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of
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Influence
Eminence Grise
𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 & 𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖗 / Minister of Arts
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yodle

Population22.96 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithOrthodox Yodlism

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalEaster bunny

The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.96 billion Yodleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 8,795 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,073 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle's national animal is the Easter bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 60th in the world and 1st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Nicest Citizens, with 215.29 average smiles per day.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost Secular: 54thMost Pacifist: 55thNicest Citizens: 60thMost Compassionate Citizens: 60thSafest: 67thMost Accessible: 68thMost Inclusive: 79thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 81stMost Beautiful Environments: 85thHighest Food Quality: 90thBest Weather: 95thMost Developed: 102ndHealthiest Citizens: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 164thLargest Governments: 181stMost Cultured: 191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191stSmartest Citizens: 241stMost Influential: 273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 316thLargest Welfare Programs: 342ndMost Rebellious Youth: 394thMost Efficient Economies: 463rdLowest Crime Rates: 495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 545thHighest Poor Incomes: 564thMost Scientifically Advanced: 913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,394thHighest Economic Output: 1,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,591stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,366thMost Stationary: 4,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,353rdNudest: 7,279thMost Patriotic: 8,069thMost Income Equality: 10,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,768thLargest Populations: 14,914thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,238th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Yodle was endorsed by The Prime Minister of The Democratic Disney States.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, businesses are required to round down their profits.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.

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