The United Commonwealth of Iluhyoutoo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by wallet lastnameson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.22 billion Iluhyoutooians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soutok. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iluhyoutooian economy, worth 381 trillion Korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,492 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iluhyoutoo's national animal is the Small-Clawed Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Democracy.

Iluhyoutoo is ranked 290,823^rd in the world and 207^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Fattest Citizens, with 5.56 Obesity Rate.