The United Kingdom of Ontariosylvania is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 289 million Ontariosylvanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ontariosylvanian economy, worth 5.37 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,592 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ontariosylvanians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Ontariosylvania are highly popular tourist destinations, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and glamping Ontariosylvanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ontariosylvania's national animal is the Killer Pirate-Ninja Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ontariosylvania is ranked 205,180^th in the world and 94^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Fattest Citizens, with 9.22 Obesity Rate.