The 𝔉𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔐𝔢𝔫 of Lemona is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Mac Cartháigh with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 10.057 billion Lemonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemonan economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,283 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemona's national animal is the Imperial Gecko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lemona is ranked 25,228^th in the world and 28^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Black Market, with 97.1 trillion Standard Monetary Units.