The People's Republic of Hitentherps is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Llwyd Swavely with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.785 billion Hitentherpsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crelnard. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hitentherpsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,600 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hitentherps's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Noclawas.

Hitentherps is ranked 131,697^th in the world and 73^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 821.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.