| Population | 5.353 billion |
| Capital | Wisconsin Dells |
| Leader | spiders georg |
| Faith | sillyism |
| Currency | urbul |
| Animal | silly creature |
The Tumblr using nation of Envoi is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by spiders georg with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.353 billion Envoians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisconsin Dells. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Envoian economy, worth 785 trillion urbuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,772 urbuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Envoian justice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envoi's national animal is the silly creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sillyism.
Envoi is ranked 288,130th in the world and 188th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,743.9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
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National Happenings
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Envoi, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Envoian justice.
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Envoi, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps.
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Envoi, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death.
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Envoi, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war.
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Envoi, war vets look after war animals.
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Envoi, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
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Envoi, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
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Envoi, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
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Envoi, public buses smell like litter boxes.
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Envoi, chipped paint can see a building condemned.

































































