The Kingdom of Veneite is a large, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 177 million Veneions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Veneitean economy, worth 10.7 trillion weptishes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,328 weptishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Veneite's national animal is the Greenland shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Veneite is ranked 34,315^th in the world and 38^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,407.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.