The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero Omnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kościuszko with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.775 billion labor units hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astoria. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Supero Omnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,512 trillion über-koins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,367 über-koins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, and baiting is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Supero Omnia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Supero Omnia is ranked 283,594^th in the world and 306^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -404.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.