The United Kingdom of Samosil is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Pietro III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.132 billion Samosilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vascotopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Samosilian economy, worth 988 trillion Samols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,668 Samols, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Pietro III's office, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samosil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kodailismo.

Samosil is ranked 325,333^rd in the world and 124^th in Portugal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.