The Kingdom of NovaPortugalidade is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by José Eduardo with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.134 billion NovaPortugalidadeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portugália. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NovaPortugalidadean economy, worth a remarkable 3,747 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 369,802 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NovaPortugalidade's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

NovaPortugalidade is ranked 12,163^rd in the world and 22^nd in Portugal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,764.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.