The Republic of Ofiussia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 9.048 billion Ofiussians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leiria. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ofiussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion dinheiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,444 dinheiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to The Prime Minister's wardrobe, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and Ofiussian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofiussia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lusitanian Catholic Orthodoxy.

Ofiussia is ranked 191,657^th in the world and 105^th in Portugal for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.77 kickbacks per hour.