The Republic of Ofiussia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Henrique Mendes with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.124 billion Ofiussians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leiria. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ofiussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,344 trillion dinheiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,026 dinheiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofiussia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Platinum-beeism.

Ofiussia is ranked 170,494^th in the world and 67^th in Portugal for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 200.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.