The Catdom of Kukinalia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.148 billion Kukinalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kukinalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion Whiskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,537 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kukinalia, and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felinism.

Kukinalia is ranked 4,193^rd in the world and 10^th in Portugal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,995.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.