The Sereníssimo of Reino de Portvgal is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dom Mário V with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.907 billion Portuguese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Córdoba. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,148 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the Portuguese Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, Black Pig is one of the most popular forenames in Reino de Portvgal, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reino de Portvgal's national animal is the Black Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Reino de Portvgal is ranked 79,417^th in the world and 35^th in Portugal for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,764.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.