The República Parlamentar of Ossela is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by António Freitas with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.121 billion Osselanos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barmúim. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Osselano economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Escudo Osselanoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,972 Escudo Osselanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the Escudo Osselano is newly gilt in trust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ossela's national animal is the Gato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo Romano.

Ossela is ranked 308,313^th in the world and 105^th in Portugal for Safest, scoring 12.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.