The Protectorate of Red Bluton is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Super President Holmes Armstrong with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.962 billion Red Blutonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekhourough Redville. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Red Blutonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion Red dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 194,084 Red dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation excels at displacement, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and the black market offers sweet deals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Bluton's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Redism One Deity.

Red Bluton is ranked 30,239^th in the world and 198^th in the West Pacific for Largest Populations, with 15.0 billion capita.