The Dominion of New Sovereign Funnel Cake is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 716 million New Sovereign Funnel Cake landeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Sovereign Funnel Cakean economy, worth 55.3 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,220 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sovereign Funnel Cake's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Sovereign Funnel Cake is ranked 43,364^th in the world and 974^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 166.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.