The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.127 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,024 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,120 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, replacement organs are grown in vats, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 41^st in the world and 3^rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 14,385.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.