The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Toni with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.71 billion Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,664 trillion HKKNT Federal Yuens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 420,776 HKKNT Federal Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is ranked 165^th in the world and 6^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 39,298.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.