Population | 4.18 billion |
Capital | Greyport |
Leader | Director |
Faith | Solism |
Currency | mark |
Animal | parrot |
The Republic of Signar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Director with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.18 billion Signarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyport. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Signarian economy, worth 723 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,191 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Signar's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solism.
Signar is ranked 150,220th in the world and 2,709th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 432.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Signar, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Signar, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
World Assembly
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