The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Marshal with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.503 billion Pinasans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,262 Bullet Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, new urban roads are threatening city parks, decongestants have replaced Bullet Shells in street transactions, and new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 13,431^st in the world and 372^nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,321.72 pounds of wildlife per square mile.