The Socialist Empire of Meedvheyt is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Our Autarch with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.777 billion Meedvheytians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskava. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Meedvheytian economy, worth a remarkable 3,909 trillion Vyets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,893 Vyets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meedvheyt's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meedvheyt is ranked 9,104^th in the world and 239^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 163.5 kickbacks per hour.